Writing

During my career so far, I've written everything from screenplays, to comedy sketches, treatment decksvoiceover scripts, poster taglines, and much more. 
Pretty much every project on this website, I've also written.

My work has gone on to win pitches, win awards and win clients.
It's been read by A-List talent, broadcast on TV, printed on billboards across the world, performed on radio, gone viral online... The list goes on.

Whether you're in need of a script writer or a copy writer, I'd love to discuss your project and see how I can help you.

I'm also available to consult on your scripts or initial ideas, helping you build tone, craft engaging stories and perfect your dialogue, elevating your project into the best version of itself.

If you want to see some examples of lovely words I’ve strung together into wordy sentences, which have then been bunched together to make award-winning scripts, just send me some of your favourite words in an email, or (if you’re feeling old school) you can simply talk some words loudly at me using your mouth and lips and your phone.

My services include

SCRIPTS

TREATMENTS

COPYWRITING

Clients and Production Companies

James’ Joke Journal

  • “I first went viral when I slipped on spilt butter during a live stream.
    I guess it spread fast.”

  • “I once bumped into my therapist in a dressing room. I came out a changed man.”

  • “During a 100m sprint I once nearly broke my neck checking on the other runners.
    Looking back, it wasn’t a great idea.”

  • “I knew I needed to get into shape when 2 large men walked past, carrying a heavy mirror. A moment of reflection, really.”

  • “I once had to help a baker get their trapped delivery van out of a side street.
    Talk about rolls being reversed.”

  • “Some say I’m a Jack of all trades, but I say they’re wrong. I’m James.”

What People Are Saying

“Great spelling!”

— My English teacher, 1997

“Which mug wrote this script?”

— Danny Dyer, 2018

“Email me. Please.
For the love of god.”

— Me, 2024